Category: Joke Board
The Top 20 Scientologist Bumper Stickers
20> Thetans on board.
19> Hundreds of celebrity whackjobs can't all be wrong!
18> Caution: Tinfoil hat may cause sun glare!
17> J-Trav is my co-pilot.
16> Honk if you're looney.
15> Shhhhhh!!! I'm giving birth!
14> If you're close enough to read this, we'll sue your ass.
13> I brake for gullible rubes.
12> We put the "L. Ron" in "totally wrong."
11> If you don't like my driving, stay on Earth.
10> My boss is a batshit-crazy author of third-rate science
fiction.
9> Got bilk'd?
8> If this van's a-rocking, it's because Tom Cruise is jumping
on the back seat.
7> If I'm so slow, why am I ahead of you? Page 115.
6> Post-partum depression is for pussies.
5> Lose your life savings now -- ask me how!
4> Help! I'm stuck on Cruise control!
3> My child is the weird one at Pleasant Grove Elementary.
2> STOP THE WAR! Bring our Galactic Confederation troops home.
and the Number 1 Scientologist Bumper Sticker...
1> Beam me up, Tommy!
Quick…while they’re…not…controlling my mind…very funny.
Be strong Glenn, don't let them get you...oh no!...here come John Travolta and Tom Cruse...help, help!